It is so bizarre the things males will latch onto to try and preserve a line between masculinity and femininity
I’m wearing rain boots right now and some guy was like “Why does literally every girl have those?”
Uh. Because they’re practical?
Because it’s raining?????
Are you enjoying being soaked right now? Do your soggy feet make you feel manly?
Like, man. Look at this warrior over here. Braving the elements. So stoic. So impressive.
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele